i am drowning. there is no sign of land.
–alex casey x “no children” by the mountain goats
Mom? Logan? Logan! Are you alright? I had a terrible nightmare.
It’s a weird case from the start. A case with a hole in the center. A donut.
Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson
laura’s 15k celebration ➳ @userzade asked for ✨+ emma swan and ‘not strong enough’ by boygenius
i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog
guy whose voice sounds the same when hes begging to cum and begging to be killed
characters this post has been tagged as:
- siffrin instarsandtime - the original intended subject of this post. true! loop is true also. by extension.
- dazai (bsd) - never watched bsd but considering his real-life counterpart. yeah probably
- robert chase, gregory house - i don’t really think so
- prussia, russia (hetalia) - ?? maybe??
- arthur lester - he definitely looks like it
- someone’s oc dave - having checked his profile on the user’s website i’m inclined to agree
- john ward (faith) - true.
- leon kennedy - objectively true and i’ll die on this hill
- holden carver - with a power like that i can’t imagine anything else being true
- will graham - regrettably, i think this one is kinda just canon
- the riddler - okay. whatever
- someone’s oc evan - i can’t find any info on this guy :-( i’ll agree with you though!
- dean winchester - lmao, you fucking wish
- sam winchester - ditto ^
- tartaglia (genshin impact) - ok. fine. if you want
- gabriel ultrakill - true
- mark scout (severance) - …..
- ethan winters - i don’t like ethan as much as leon sorry :(
- daniel molloy - i respect old man fuckers
- galad rosell - more of a dim20 person than naddpod but i respect brian murphy enough to allow this
- adam stanheight - true
- simon riley - youuuu fucking wiiiiiish
- gale bg3 - ?
- anakin skywalker - i was going to say no but honestly i’ll give you this one
- dick grayson - you can only say this if you imagine him with long hair
- jason todd - i am ambivalent
- lex luthor - i don’t respect bald man fuckers.
- dimitri fe3h - and you aren’t going to say edelgard as well? smfh
- steve rogers - i don’t want to talk about that.
- victor frankenstein - maybe.
- an unnamed character from a 2002 video game that never got an official english release - probably true
- trevor philips - how did we get here
- frodo baggins - uh.
- daniil dankovsky - Honestly. yeah
- gi hun? from squid game????? ok
- joker (persona 5) - bro. true
- nagito komaeda - he canonically does this!
- harry dubois - man. yeah. yeah i think so.
- someone’s dragon age pc - likely thing for a dragon age player to say
- frank iero - Hmm
- deadpool - i mean. does he ever stop talking like that
- zappa (guilty gear) - Yeah okay.
- dirk strider - (blinks wetly)
- majima goro - i enthusiastically agree on this.
The trouble with chasing after recs for fucked up media is that a lot of allegedly fucked up media is enamoured with the idea of being fucked up, but it’s not actually fucked up about anything. The form is there, but not the substance. However, there’s no way to communicate this to anyone who doesn’t already Get It without sounding like a maniac.
this is how it feels to be a character designer who cares about character traits and applicable fashion and period clothing instead of making advertisable anime girl adopts
